Sent at 19:22:05 yesterday:

Are you free tonight at all?

Sadly, I didn't pick it up until this afternoon, so I replied pointing out that leaving it till after 7pm is a bit late for a same day appointment, and asking that if he's emailing for a same-day meeting it's better to do so before about 3pm, or to contact me by text before 5pm.

My reply bounced back because it's an O2 account (presumably he used his mobile phone to email) and his inbox is full. Aaaargh!

So somewhere out there, is a punter complaining that WGs don't answer their emails...

...where on my site I advertise half-hour bookings? Or that'll I'll take a request for an outcall at 10.40pm? The half-hour one was particularly annoying, since I don't do such short meetings and therefore have no fee listed for that service. How much was he planning to pay me? Was I supposed to get there, thinking it was at least a one-hour meeting, to be told he didn't want to see me for that long and then start haggling about the fee? I mean, what an utter turn off! By the way, if he's reading this - I didn't get back to you on the one-hour thing because it was plain to me (from your request for 30 minutes) that you haven't the faintest idea of what I'm like, or the service I offer, so I could only have been a disappointment to you.

As for the 10.40pm call - "Outcall tonight?" - er, no. Maybe if agencies have lovely ladies ha

When I say I won't answer withheld numbers, I mean, I won't answer withheld numbers. Is that clear enough for you?

Recently, I had to change my phone handset following an accident with a bottle of mouthwash, and I haven't yet taken the time to transfer all my numbers. So, there's a text this morning;

Hi soz to disturb u I just wanted to know prices lol I like the look of ur pics So txt bk soon plz

I am immediately suspicious, because my phone number is on the same page as my fee details. However, men can be notoriously stupid (I'm sorry guys, but some of you really are, read on for evidence) so I text back my fees.

Gdgd when is ur next free night?

Tomorrow.

Erm have u got enything free for start of next month?

Uh huh. Timewaster, for sure. But I'll play along. Yes, any date in